Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate
So I ease my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully, get out of the car and open the trunk.
I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic.
They look so life like you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers..
To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my life like men. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy.
It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me. He gets out of his car and starts walking toward me. I could tell he was not a happy camper.
"Whats going on here?"
"I have a flat tire." I said calmly
"Well what the hell are those two obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know!
So I told him "HELLOOO those are my emergency flashers!!!"
5 comments:
haha! oh my goodness. I love that!
Ooooh Audrey...
It's funny, I thought your little comment at the top actually said, "Don't worry, IT'S me"
guess I left out the "not"...
that was funny! Ha ha I love you audrey!
I do have to say my dear dudette that you have a way with words. I would worry deeply if this was about you. But I laugh at the thought. well done. Me, being a dude, found it hysterical.
I love you! Haha, this is amazing!
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