kayak-eh-ing

With an incredible win for the U.S. women’s gymnastics and our sexy team of men swimmers, the Olympic high is in the air. But nothing makes us more excited for the events to come like a cute ass hottie paddling in some cool river water. Ladies, and gents if you are so inclined, I would like to introduce you to Adam van Koeverden.

I know a few of you are having a hard time reading this after seeing that picture, because this cutie makes my head dizzy too! Oh goodness.

This piece of man candy is from Canada, Oakville Ontario to be exact, and his sweet smile is sweeter than maple syrup. Born January 29, 1982, Adam is a sprint kayaker and holds three Olympic medals, one of every color. (I’ve heard he did that on purpose because he wanted the full collection. I mean who wants duplicates of gold right? (Do not quote me on that last parenthesis.. I made it up))

Now ladies, next time you are strolling his hometown in search for that perfect body that is paired nicely with dazzling eyes and teeth, you can head down Adam van Koeverden Street. To celebrate the success of the hometown hero, on October 17, 2008, Mayor Rob cut the red ribbon and dedicated a street to our from Adam. It is currently known as Water Street. Happy Stalking : )

Now, I give you full permission to drool. 

pretend those flowers are for you and he is standing at your door to pick you up for a little date. 

we all love sexy man backs.

you say your canadian, eh? 

Day Three: i am more than a pretty face

Fellas, I promised you some sexy lady Olympians, but little did I know that it would come so soon. Leryn Dahiana Franco Steneri is the pure beauty of javelin throwing.

She was born March first (my birthday too, sexy people must be born on this day. You have me, her, Ke$ha and Justin Beiber- what a clan!) 1982 in Asunción, Paraguay.

Not only does she specializes in the javelin throwing, she is an ex model - ha - TWIST. 

Famously known as an internet sensation during the 2008 Beijing Olympics, by being was the second Yahoo top searched athlete (behind Michael Phelps) – it is obvious that people were not looking her up to see her sports skills, but rather her sexy skills. She is perhaps more famous for her beauty and modeling than athletic ability, but who cares! “Modeling is a way for me to continue with my sport, the hours are flexible, and you can earn good money through photographic modeling and the catwalk,” Leryn says.

Men, go pull out your favorite magazine because Leryn appeared in the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Woo baby. 

Day Two: The British Bad Boy

Before this morning, I had never seen a judo event before, but after seeing Ashley McKenzie out on the mat - I will forever be a fan.

This twenty two year old calls Willesden, London his home. His thick accent is sure to swoon your little heart, along with a confident smile and a judolicious body. He is known for his flavorful personality both on and off the mat and brings “a refreshing character to the sport” (whatever that means.) He may look rugged, but that is because of his rough upbringing and constant battle with severe ADHD. This battle has had him banned from the sport four times in the passed three years. 

We all know we love a rebel.

“I wasn’t the greatest of kids, I was always fighting. Now I’m calm, more mellow and look where its got me – maybe to the 2012 London Olympics” Ladies, this man is a humble soul. Look at his face and you will see strength, look at the rest of him and you will see toned muscles, but Ashley is truly a softy for kids and helping the community. “Kids of today are all into guns and shooting, but it’s not really the way it is. It’s more about enjoying your life,” he says. Aww : )

And lastly, here’s an interesting fact for all you nerds out there. Ashley became interested in judo at the age of eleven after a fight over Pokémon trading cards. Pokémon. Sounds like this boy has a little something for everyone, eh? 

is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?

Good evening.

My leave of absence is about to be justified with exquisite bodies, faces, and personalities. 

Remember when I did the hotties of the World Cup? Well, you guessed it, every day of the Olympics I will present to you the hottest Olympic athletes from the 2012 London Summer Games. Hold your breath ladies, because I have been doing a little pre-research and damn oh damn oh damn… is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

Men, don’t leave me. I will throw some women your way. And maybe you can look at these men as inspiration of what and how long your gym work out should be.

Tonight, after such a stunning win, I am happy to present the first athlete, United States of America’s own, Ryan Lochte.

It’s no secret that Ryan Lochte is a bonafide piece of eye candy (I mean just look at that bod) but he is also an incredible athlete. Ryan has six Olympic medals to his name, including three golds. He has seven NCAA championships (not quite sure what that is, but four letters all capitalized has to mean something really spectacular,) fifty-one major international medals and a pool full of world records. “Ryan is considered by many to be the best swimmer in the world, known for his incredible short course ability, overall well roundedness and amazing talent for travelling incredible distances while kicking underwater.” – quoted from Ryan’s official fan page a.k.a. probably made by his proud Mother (or some teen girl who is a creep.)

Now onto his personal life: Ladies, this hunk is a caring animal lover, proven by his tender love for his doberman named Carter. How sweet! He should be in the next “Hot Guys With Baby Animals” calendar. He attended the University of Florida, so I am sure he knows how to party well, you know with Miami spring break and all. He is sporty outside of the pool too - he designed his own pair of custom shoes for Speedo. The design, of course, is his favorite color neon green, covered in rhinestones (“I can tell that you are in touch with your feminine side” –Nicki Minaj, Super Bass) and complete with his creative saying “Jeah!” (which sounds like “yeah” with a Jesus touch… so religious points? or am I stretching it with that one?)

Now enjoy these photos. You are allowed to drool. 

Have a good night and sweet dreams. ;)