Sunday, February 16, 2014

and that's when threesome slipped into my vocabulary

I am currently listening to the Arctic Monkeys, eating a burrito that only took four minutes to make, with no pants on (but I do have socks on - my toes are sensitive,) and looking at two beautiful German boys on Google images. Try and tell me that I am not living right.

Yes, you did hear me correctly (and it wasn't just you getting distracted by the idea of me eating Mexican food without pants) there are TWO German boys accompanying me tonight. I was sitting here thinking, why have one when you can have two? (I was actually thinking about burritos, but the same applies here..) When they come in pairs, it just wouldn't be fair to leave the other one out, now would it?

Say a warm Sunday evening hello to the trouble two German luger's - Tobias Wendl and Tobias Arlt:


To be honest, I honestly didn't have both of these boys on my hit list. But while researching one, I couldn't seem to get a photo with him by himself. There was always this same guy snuggled close. Before I got jealous, I did some stalking and that's when threesome slipped into my vocabulary.



Both are twenty six years old. 


They won GOLD just a few days ago in Sochi! Along with the relay GOLD! Powerhouse couple if you ask me.



They honestly share everything and do everything together. So it is only natural if you date both.

like traveling closely in small planes. 

alright, this is kind of precious.
they have been team mates for 13 years.
Gold then and now!  
they even share their pets!
Only one helmet? Hopefully they don't share that! 
the same name and the same outfit - adorbs! 

I am pretty sure we are all familiar with the Gay Rights issues that are happening in Russia right now. I have been storing this video in my back pocket for some time, but I think this is the right time to release it. Because, you know, the "Winter Olympics have always been a little gay." Heehee : )


link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf9lwqBTgX4

Goodnight. xo

Saturday, February 15, 2014

i have always been in love with ludvig

The first time I met Ludvig, I was the photographing athletes in the finish arena during a World Cup.

I guess to say that we have met is a bit of a lie. 

See, I have taken Ludvig's headshot multiple times. Some of these times we actually had a conversation. But alas he does not know I exist outside of the annoying blonde demanding every athlete takes off their hat for a photo, and I am left longing for him. Honestly, I think he is so beautiful and I ultimately dibs him for life. 

Please welcome Ludvig Fjalstrom: 


Twenty years of age, Ludvig is a Swedish freestyle skier specializing in moguls. 



It is unknown how tall he is, but I can tell you he is interested in "music and girls." (Would you look at that.. I love music and I am a girl! He is interested in me!) 


He is in a band called Tegel. I was their 100th follower on Facebook earlier today. (No, I cannot find any links to their music that I can attach to the blog.) 


Goodnight. : ) xo 

Friday, February 14, 2014

Valentine's Day Special

Happy Valentine's Day! To wish you a wonderful evening of love and all those gushy romantic feelings, Verbaledudette has a special treat for you. I am proud to share with you 14 Hotties of Hockey:

1. Erik Karlsson - 23, Sweden



2. Henrik Odegaar - 26, Norway



3. Johnathan Ericsson - 29, Sweden 



4. Luca Cunti - 24, Switzerland 



5. Marcus Kruger - 23, Sweden 



6. Mario Altmann - 27, Austria 



7. Max Pacioretty - 25, United States



8. Ondrej Pavelec - 26, Czech Republic 



9. Patrick Marleau - 34, Canada 



10. Patrik Berglund - 25, Sweden 



11. Reto Berra - 27, Switzerland 



12. Reto Suri - 24, Switzerland 



13. Roman Wick - 28, Switzerland 



14. Simon Moser - 24, Switzerland



Any favorites? : ) Happy Valentine's Day you love birds! xo 

Thursday, February 13, 2014

my car is fast, my teeth is shiny

I was sitting in my kitchen this evening eating dinner, and listening to Wilco, and facebook stalking tonight's hottie when my sweet Mother texted me. The text read: "Bobby Brown - yum." I looked from the text and back to my screen where Bobby Brown's Facebook profile pictures were organized across my desktop. Clearly, you now know where I get my good choice in men, because tonight's Olympic Hottie was chosen by both me and my Mother without previous discussions about this white teethed beautiful man. So, without further delay, feast your eyes on Mr. Bobby Brown: 


Bobby Babe Brown is 22 years old and comes to us from Denver, Colorado. 


He throws his sexy 6'2 body off jumps made of snow as a slopestyle skier. 




In high school he graduated a semester early and during his last semester he took an online tennis course. A week after he graduated he won his first competition taking first at the Dew Tour. 


He had a husky named Steele growing up and is a die hard Broncos fan. 


He has a matching tattoo with his little brother on the inside of his wrist that reads "DTH" but no one but them knows what it stands for. A brotherly secret bond to help them remember what is important in life. (Hey sissy, let's get matching tattoos! Maybe on our buns so it's really a secret? Let me know your thoughts.) He also has Denver tattooed on his forearm.


Before he competes he taps his skis three times, then his helmet, then a piece of wood. (No i didn't make that up. Yes, it sounds like something I would say.) 



Frank Zappa wrote a song about him: 







Some of the lyrics go like this: 
Hey there, people, Im bobby brown
They say Im the cutest boy in town. 
My car is fast, my teeth is shiny. 

And the last thing. I am really shy to tell all of you this, we know how I usually keep to myself. I am not open about my relationships, but I trust you devoted followers with this. 

I am dating Bobby. 


Whew. I feel better getting that off my chest. I am so excited that you finally know! I felt like a winning Bachelor couple who couldn't tell the world they were in love because the season didn't air yet! But now! Now I can shout it from the roof tops! 



Sweet dreams. : ) xo