Jenni's stunt double is a DUDE

We have all heard about using stunt doubles in movies so those ever so fragile celeb's stay poised and pretty. I mean, we don't really care about how they move, it's all about that sexy smolder they flash the camera on the left and how their dress is flowing unnaturally from camera angle right. But wouldn't you think that the stunt double would be the same sex as the star?

Not in Jennifer Lopez's case. While on set of her new music video shoot, a secret shot that was probably paid a lot of money for was taken and publicized, shows two people in black, skinny leather leggings, a zip up hoodie, and four corn rows against the side of their head. But when you look a bit closer, it is easy to notice that JLO's stunt double has an adam's apple, because he is A GUY. Maybe female stunt doubles are hard to come by these days.

I am not really here to hate on male stunt doubling for females, or vice versa, and I am definitely not here to hate on Jennifer, because I simply adore her. This photo really got me thinking, who would be my male stunt double if I was to have one? My first choice was the forever sexy Kurt Cobain.

I think this grunge rock god would be a perfect match, one sexy person playing another. Sadly, my first choice has passed away (quite some time) and probably does not resemble my beauty now days. And on set, I need to look as lively as ever. So i turned to next blonde beauty i could think of, David Beckham. 

His soft eyes and chiseled complexion would carry my kick ass moves perfectly. I also already own diamond earrings - costume shopping done! Like Cobain, I found a flaw in this wonder that would make it harder for him to play my stunt devil. He would have to shave his face and to me, that would be a sin. Keep the light shadow David. 

Someone I wont have any problem shaving their face, has long flowing hair, and a nice body is that man right up there. The ever so not so tamed, Brad Pitt. If I was doing a beach scene where I was swimming with sharks while saving little dolphins, this man would be my match. Wind blown and sensual. Brad would be my dream stunt double. But I probably would end up with someone not nearly as sexy. Someone like him: 

Brett Michaels. In all honesty, the producers would probably pick him because my dream double was busy adopting babies or something. I would be stuck with the rock of no love Brett. That is how my celebrity career has been turning out to be, not very good. Oh well, a girl can dream. 

Have a good Monday! Enjoy today's music monday, "Mississippi Freestyle"  by: Slow Train Soul 

xoxo

19.

Thursday, March 1st was Justin Beiber's 18th Birthday.
Thursday, March 1st was also Kesha's Birthday.
Friday, March 2nd was Dr. Suess's Birthday.
But most importantly.

Thursday, March 1st was my 19th birthday, and I have been celebrating ever since. I warn you, what you are about to read will make you incredibly jealous because my birthday weekend was amazing. Let's start with Thursday. I was awoken to fire, filling up my room. The heat was pounding against my drool stained face and the echoing sounds of my Mother and Sister singing Happy Birthday out of tune hummed the room. It was such a sweet surprise, literally. My family brought me a donut in bed, not just any donut, a donut with glazed and then chocolate and then sprinkles and the a candle. We are talking, the king of all donuts. I looked like this kid:

(Please note that this photograph was borrowed from burlingamebarley's photostream and I will return it when I am done. Don't call the occupy website clan or whatever they are called that will get me in trouble.) I received a glitter eye liner from my sister and new outfits from my parents. They are so thoughtful. The rest of the day I went to class, did things that normal people do, and then I was taken out to dinner at Vintos, one of my favorite restaurants, before class.

In film class I watched Moulin Rouge, it could not get any better. And well, it really didn't. See, when I was in class, Utah experienced the wettest snow storm they have had all year (do not quote me on that, I am not a weather professional and I do not have a white blazer to wear when it is snowing.) I came out to find my car looking like this:

Except there was no smiley face and the car was black, not green. Anyways, driving home was scary. My little buggy boop boop is not made for the slopes. Driving down an averagely steep hill, my car lost control. Slowly. But. Surely. I glided down the hill, my foot slamming on the breaks, my heart racing, and my mouth gaping with no sound. The emergency break was pulled, but nothing was stopping. I felt like I was going a hundred mile per hour, roller coaster speed (but in all actuality the boats in Its a Small World in Disneyland move faster then how I was.) I turned horizontal in the lane and stopped barley before bumping the silver four wheeled drive car in front of me. My head instantly hurt and I was shaking. The rest of the ride home was alright, but with a constant fear of loosing control again.

On Friday I had my friend's birthday party thing. It was Tangled theme, because I simply love that movie and like to pretend that I look like Repunzel. We ate, partied, danced, partied, and laughed incredibly hard. I had an amazing night.

Chatting with Saia and Bella. It was such a sweet surprise to see them:) 

A few of the party gang.

Just Dance and sisterly love

The Party Crashers who were such a joy to have around:) 

On Saturday, I had my family party, which was equally as enjoyable. On Sunday, my Father came home for ten hours, which was a nice treat. I really had a great weekend and am thankful for my wonderful family and friends.

Monday was my Father's birthday, Friday the 9th is my Mothers, and the 20th is Gabrielle's! Let the march madness begin!

xoxo