Monday, March 19, 2012

Jenni's stunt double is a DUDE

We have all heard about using stunt doubles in movies so those ever so fragile celeb's stay poised and pretty. I mean, we don't really care about how they move, it's all about that sexy smolder they flash the camera on the left and how their dress is flowing unnaturally from camera angle right. But wouldn't you think that the stunt double would be the same sex as the star?

Not in Jennifer Lopez's case. While on set of her new music video shoot, a secret shot that was probably paid a lot of money for was taken and publicized, shows two people in black, skinny leather leggings, a zip up hoodie, and four corn rows against the side of their head. But when you look a bit closer, it is easy to notice that JLO's stunt double has an adam's apple, because he is A GUY. Maybe female stunt doubles are hard to come by these days.

I am not really here to hate on male stunt doubling for females, or vice versa, and I am definitely not here to hate on Jennifer, because I simply adore her. This photo really got me thinking, who would be my male stunt double if I was to have one? My first choice was the forever sexy Kurt Cobain.


I think this grunge rock god would be a perfect match, one sexy person playing another. Sadly, my first choice has passed away (quite some time) and probably does not resemble my beauty now days. And on set, I need to look as lively as ever. So i turned to next blonde beauty i could think of, David Beckham. 


His soft eyes and chiseled complexion would carry my kick ass moves perfectly. I also already own diamond earrings - costume shopping done! Like Cobain, I found a flaw in this wonder that would make it harder for him to play my stunt devil. He would have to shave his face and to me, that would be a sin. Keep the light shadow David. 


Someone I wont have any problem shaving their face, has long flowing hair, and a nice body is that man right up there. The ever so not so tamed, Brad Pitt. If I was doing a beach scene where I was swimming with sharks while saving little dolphins, this man would be my match. Wind blown and sensual. Brad would be my dream stunt double. But I probably would end up with someone not nearly as sexy. Someone like him: 


Brett Michaels. In all honesty, the producers would probably pick him because my dream double was busy adopting babies or something. I would be stuck with the rock of no love Brett. That is how my celebrity career has been turning out to be, not very good. Oh well, a girl can dream. 

Have a good Monday! Enjoy today's music monday, "Mississippi Freestyle"  by: Slow Train Soul 


xoxo

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