Justin and Eski-ho's

Things I learned from the Just Bieber Movie: 

It is pretty impressive how fast Justin got to the top


Will Smith's son is the most adorable thing on the planet

That was about it. 

I have a word for you all today that really fits today's modern society. We have seem to embrace our Alaskan culture now that Sarah Pailn can see Russia from her back deck.  (when I orginally wrote "Palin" i wrote it like "Palien.." I guess I was just thinking of aliens from outer space when I thought of her. Odd.) We, not including me, but maybe including you, have taken the eskimos style and put a little jersey flair on it. I am pleased to introduce the:

Eski-ho (noun)

Definition: A girl who wears UGGS (or the knock off's called UGH) with a short skirt or short shorts or a short dress or maybe even no pants at all 

in that case we would ad an "e" at the end for "Eski-hoes" just because if they are not wearing pants they are a little different from the normal "-ho"  

Have a great monday my friends. 

And stay away from the Eski-ho(e)'s. 

This message was approved by Britney Spears

And sponsored by Jessica Simpson. 

This one is close to my heart. Not only because I use it often, but also because it annoys the hell out of me when other people use it.

Word: "No offense" 

Definition: a phrase used to introduce a highly offensive comment. 

**Note that i do not know what this cute asian kid has to do with the phrase"no offense" but he came up under my google search so I knew it had to have some connection because google is never wrong. 

Define: Friends

Friend: One of the many strangers on Facebook 

You have to love modern technology and lack of social interaction unless held on the social network which isn't really that social and more of a stalk market. 

Take a moment to thank me. I am helping you with vocabulary.

With each post I want to teach you a new word. (Notice how I said I was going to do something without making a promise? Look at me- I am tricky! (and a poet who didn't know it!) Anyways..) 

Today's word is: 

Spring (noun)

Definition: time to start shaving again. 

(courtesy of Google-

 where I typed in 

"very hairy women legs" 

and this is what they gave me. 

Gotta love Google.)

When I am dead my dearest:

When I am dead, my dearest, 

sing no sad songs for me;

Plant thou no roses at my head, 

Nor shady cypress tree: 

Be the green grass above me

with showers and dewdrops wet;

And if thou wilt remember

and if thou wilt forget.

. . . . By Christian Rossetti

The following is a poem I wrote in response to the little ditty you read earlier. I thought it was time to share it. 

When I am dead my dearest, 

sing nothing but Gaga to me. 

and maybe some Katy Perry

but nothing by JB

And while you are at it, 

plant deep two palm tress

so you can sway in a hammock

right above me

thank you.