Happy Toews Tuesday!

Jonathan Toews an ice melting, sizzling stick, with puck hard abs from Canada: 

At the age of twenty five, this hockey player already has a previous winter games under his belt, but also a variety of titles such as the youngest member to join the "triple gold club." 

He started playing hockey on ice rinks his father would make in the backyard. (My neighbors tried to make an ice rink in their front yard one year. There was ice for sure, but not much rinking.) 

look! a snuggle buddy for you when he is off playing his games! looks just like him!

He loves to watch TV, play video games, and go out to eat after every game. (Sounds a bit like every boy I knew in high school. But hey, no judging, they turned out great. In fact, most of them are hotter now then they were then. (I hope they think the same about me too, because goodness, my hair did some wild things in those high school days. Also, pretty sure I wore a lot of multi colored jeans. A fashion trend I kind of regret. Oh well, at least my kids will think it was so "retro mom.")) 

just in case you were wondering what his children would look like. 

He was once quoted saying this: "You become what you think about and focus on the most. See yourself attracting the things you want to accomplish. Thoughts and desires in your mind can become a reality."  

Happy Toews Tuesday! xo 

and that's when threesome slipped into my vocabulary

I am currently listening to the Arctic Monkeys, eating a burrito that only took four minutes to make, with no pants on (but I do have socks on - my toes are sensitive,) and looking at two beautiful German boys on Google images. Try and tell me that I am not living right.

Yes, you did hear me correctly (and it wasn't just you getting distracted by the idea of me eating Mexican food without pants) there are TWO German boys accompanying me tonight. I was sitting here thinking, why have one when you can have two? (I was actually thinking about burritos, but the same applies here..) When they come in pairs, it just wouldn't be fair to leave the other one out, now would it?

Say a warm Sunday evening hello to the trouble two German luger's - Tobias Wendl and Tobias Arlt:

To be honest, I honestly didn't have both of these boys on my hit list. But while researching one, I couldn't seem to get a photo with him by himself. There was always this same guy snuggled close. Before I got jealous, I did some stalking and that's when threesome slipped into my vocabulary.

Both are twenty six years old. 

They won GOLD just a few days ago in Sochi! Along with the relay GOLD! Powerhouse couple if you ask me.

They honestly share everything and do everything together. So it is only natural if you date both.

like traveling closely in small planes. 

alright, this is kind of precious.
they have been team mates for 13 years.
Gold then and now!  

they even share their pets!

Only one helmet? Hopefully they don't share that! 

the same name and the same outfit - adorbs! 

I am pretty sure we are all familiar with the Gay Rights issues that are happening in Russia right now. I have been storing this video in my back pocket for some time, but I think this is the right time to release it. Because, you know, the "Winter Olympics have always been a little gay." Heehee : )

link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf9lwqBTgX4

Goodnight. xo

meet Russia's (legal) teen heart throb

Welcome to Verbaledudette’s Olympic Hotties 2014! We are finally here! And let me tell you, my computer is about to overheat because of this little folder on my desktop titled “BABES.” This folder holds over 100 of Sochi’s finest competitors from fifteen different event categories. I have everything from stocky hockey players (all teeth included,) to toned, yet graceful, aerialist skiers - and all of them are excited to meet you! So grab yourself a ice pack, because things are about to get toasty!

In honor of Russia’s first Olympic games, I felt it only right to begin the excitement with Russia’s goofy stanced, snowboarding half piper, (legal) teen heart throb, Nikita Avtaneev:

Born in Moscow, little Nikita didn’t even want to be a snowboarder. His parents gave him a snowboard as a Christmas present, even though he asked for a video game console. After staring at it for a few weeks, he decided to give it a try. And thank goodness he did!

"there's room for you on this bean bag
- we just have to snuggle.. is that okay?"

Not very many people can pull off the Russia MuffMuff hat. 

Nikita is 18, born September 5th, and currently stands as a perfect 6 foot tall beauty. (I don't know about you, but I would fit perfectly under his arm.) This baby face sweetheart is a student of physical culture (oh yeah? tell me more…) sport, youth, and tourism (yes, i would love to travel the world with you and your perfectly coiffed hair.)

"hey baby, fall is my favorite season because you
looks so cute in sweaters. let's cuddle." - said Nikita to you
(not really. don't quote this.)

He holds the award title of “Master of Sport of National Class in Russia.” Not quite Prince Charming, but it has more syllables and has the word Master in it, so are we really going to complain?  

look at that arm.. um hello mister muscles! Do you have a tighter tank top?

Yes, he does speak English, so communication will not be a problem. Can you only imagine how cute he sounds ordering your favorite kind of pizza in broken English and a sultry Russian accent? Mmmm yes.

injured & in a hot tub - we know what that means!
Steamy feel better kisses! 

Want to do some further research? Check out his instagram: http://instagram.com/avtaneev! Drool all you want and double click a photo to see a heart over his sweet smile!

Are we getting warmer? I know, I know, he is a bit young and you are eager for the MEN, but let me tell you - good things come to those who wait.

до свидания!

(that means “bye” in Russian. at least, that’s what Google just told me.)

ALSO - remember you can get all the sexy inside scoops on https://www.facebook.com/verbaledudette !! This includes updates on new posts & even some extra cuties on the side we don’t have time to examine thoroughly - it’s just perfect to go with that little snack on your lunch break!