18 ways to really annoy people

1. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
2. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
3. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
4. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
5. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
6. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
7. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
8. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
9. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
10. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
11. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
12. Honk and wave to strangers.
13. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
14. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
15. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
16. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
17. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
18. Sing along at the opera.

the list was originally 100 points long. I narrowed it down and edited to my liking. 

Now.... Day 29: A song from your childhood (almost done!) 

"I want it that way" By: The Backstreet Boys 

Enjoy your Tuesday! 

(P.S. I sent in my final forms for my VISA today. 27 days!)