I may have stolen my neighbors garden gnome for a school project tonight.
For those of you worried that I will be imprisoned for stealing a hollow dwarf, do not worry, I returned my little pointy hat friend after he spent five hours in my kitchen (and after the sun went down. It was awkward enough stealing it in broad daylight with the mail man and karl the fog as (hopefully) my only witnesses.) If I said that the gnome was simply on the corner and it was an easy walk and grab by I would be lying. If I told you that I had to reach through a fence, while on my knees, and my head almost stuck between two white wooden panels, I would be telling you the truth. All I can say, is I better get an A on this assignment tomorrow. For goodness sakes, I risked incarceration, that should count for something, right?
In other news about being arrested, I am now officially allowed to drink legally. Happy 21st Birthday to me! As my fellow birthday sharer, Justin Bieber, spent his day paying bail, I spent mine with lovely people, tasty food, and damn good music. And yes I do remember everything.
I just wanted to give you a little heads up on my recent rebellious life and reassure you that, despite the rumors, the selfies I am taking lately do not include #mugshot in the caption.
xo
P.S. like the title? after the gathering of hot men (sigh) on my blog, my stats confirmed that the more controversial or sexual title I had for my posts the more views it received. You dirty readers you!
